Why Drive a Beater?

“I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any car’s headlights and tell you exactly which way it’s coming.” –Mitch Hedberg “Driving a brand new car feels like driving around in an open billfold with the dollars flapping by your ears as they fly out the window.” –Grey Livingston I drive a […]

Pygmalion in Your Bank

“…to whom men have committed much, of him they will ask the more.” –Luke 12:48, King James Bible “If you can’t appreciate what you’ve got, you’d better get what you can appreciate.” –George Bernard Shaw, Pygmalion In Greek mythology, a sculptor named Pygmalion created a beautiful ivory statue. He so admired the ivory statue that […]

The Four Questions You Should Ask BEFORE Hiring a Financial Planner

“It is not the answer that enlightens but the question.” –Eugene Ionesco Let’s face it. I’m a Certified Financial Planner. I’m trying to convince you that, even if you think that you can do it yourself, it’s not worth the time, effort, energy, and risk to try to find all of the various bits and […]

Indecent Exposure for Your Portfolio

“‘Subliminal’ is about how we misinterpret our behavior because we’re unaware of what our unconscious minds are doing.” –Leonard Mlodinow “I saw a subliminal advertising executive, but only for a second.” –Steven Wright Once upon a time, if you went to the movie theater, you were bombarded with advertising. OK. Yes, I know that if […]

Why Doctors Smoke and Why You’ll Follow Financial Advice From Someone Else

“My doctor tells me I should start slowing it down – but there are more old drunks than there are old doctors so let’s all have another round.” –Willie Nelson “If two heads are better than one, then what about double chins?” –Jarod Kintz Have you ever walked into a doctor’s office or a hospital […]

What is the Asset You Least Want to Lose?

“By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out.” –Unknown I was speaking with a friend recently, and this friend bet that I would become bored in retirement. “You’ll go start some other company because you have the entrepreneurial fire burning within you,” my friend said (I paraphrase). “Nope. I’ll […]